My sad love life

How do guys function? How do you make a guy fall in love with you?

Beats me man.. That's probably why in the last 21 years of my life.. I have yet to have a relationship... nope.. not one boyfriend.. Kinda sad ain't it? Maybe I should just train myself to be the docile, gentle, sweet, soft-spoken type.. Then maybe I will have a chance of getting married someday.

But heck it.. if it comes down to either being myself or getting married.. I still choose.. being myself.. perhaps one day I will rent a bridal dress and take a few photos with loki... Blow up the biggest one and hang it on my bedroom wall.. officially married to my dog...